Welcome to Your Future

"Now it appears that, after some stops and starts in recent seasons, the men of the white collar work force are marching into the office in shorts."

- New York Times

Uh, you just figured this out, fellas? It's 2008 and you just now need the NY Times to show a bunch of twitchy dudes in the gayest of shorts for it to be OK? Welcome to my world, guys; hairy legs and scabby knees. Oh, you shave your legs and you don't get scabs? Sorry.

I've long had a rule, at least since moving east (because shorts was an everyday thing in CA), if the weather prediction was for the day to be 90 degrees or over, I could opt for shorts. Sort of a formula or a contract.

You're welcome.