Being Ann Coulter

Transcript from a Morning Email Quickie
Ann Coulter's a coke addict. Of course! It all makes sense now.

Note that I have no evidence that Ann Coulter's a coke addict. Nor have I even heard such a rumor. But think about it. It explains EVERYTHING.

well, guh. google: "ann coulter" cocaine
217,000 hits [clicky]

So it IS true. Good for her. I like her so much better now knowing that she's just saying whatever it takes to get enough money to fill her coke hole.

She may be the most brilliant performance artist of our generation.

no shit. she has no idea what the fuck she's talking about. she's just filling time between sucking dicks for blow.

And the brilliant thing is that she's figured out that you don't have to know what you're talking about. You just have to be a spectacle.


"Hugemungus walrus mitts," huh? Hot!