iPhone Redux

Remember Apple's iPhone? They went and made themselves a new one now. And the question I getting one? Golly-golly!

Nope. Still not your sucker. Remember this: [clicky]

Apple has launched the "Twice the Speed-Half the Price" campaign. Sure the phone is less expensive, but guess what? AT&T has raised the iPhone pricing plan. Oh.
"...the new iPhone costs $1,975 over two years, compared to the old phone's price tag of $1,815 over two years -- in other words, the new phone is $160 more than the old phone."

-Farhad Manjoo/Salon [clicky]
You almost got me this time, Apple. But **breathe** I still have my dignity. Dang.