Q: RW, who is going to be the Republican Vice Presidential candidate?
A: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Q: Isn't that unconstitutional?
A: Since when do Republicans give a fuck about the constitution?
Reply:
Brilliant! That's a sure winner. Old McCain all stumping with Schwarzenegger lines: "I'll be back!" "I am the new Terminator!" "McCain - Schwarzenegger will...*clap*...pump you up!" "Get your ass to mars!"
Guh. It's so simple, ain't it?
To compete, Obama would have to get Brad Pitt or George Clooney or Eddie Murphy as Donkey as running mate.
Even better, Obama should chose the constitution as running mate. Seriously, the actual document, the United States Constitution. Obama - The Constitution 2008.
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