Closure (above & below)

The Dos Equis reps (above) previously referenced [clicky]. Kept plying me with the beers, the stupid beaded medallions, t-shirts, and rubbery wrist things (a la Livestrong). Free. I was walking around with beers in my pockets like I was at a college party. I only spent $5 total for tipping the VIP room bartender. New career for Lily (below), perhaps?

I am "The Most Interesting Man in the World." The lottery rubs me for luck.