Guest Post 9,000

"Hey VW boy, you're a fraud! I just saw this pic on a Cadillac drivers forum from The West Virginia CTS-V Track Day last Friday. I know it's you too; I recognize the terrible haircut and that psycho bodyguard of yours, Tank

Oh, I thought you drove a GTI and swore by "German Engineering" or some crap. You look pretty jealous of the genuine AMERICAN goods, son. Huh?! Who even let you in?

Why don't you drive a real car instead of that fruity Nazi bucket of bolts of yours?" You can't afford a CTS! So slink your ass back to Düsseldorf or something in that "fast" of yours, art boy.


P.S. How do you even get Tank into your car; WD-40 and a crowbar?