The Voicemail Message on My Phone This Morning

Here's the gist from a hugely coherent and wonderfully theatric voicemail message from a group of folks from the west (I totally get it, believe me). A humble transcription:
1) "Doc Bob. Are you still doing lambs?"

2) "Would you like to see my impersonation of the animatronic re-animated Katherine Hepburn doing Dick Cheney either before the shotgun; or after the shotgun?"

3) "Hey who's knife is this?"
Ahh yes, the house show. The audio recording is saved and will be backed-up on Monday.

The end.