Boxing Day Breakfast Dialogue

Ty (43 years-old): What? Martin Luther King day is the 19th and the inauguration is the 20th? Two black holidays in a row? What is happening in this country?

Florence (83 years-old): [Without missing a beat] I just knew this would let them out and they take over the whole damn place.

Ty (43 years-old): [Laughed so hard coffee spewed from his nose and he fell off the kitchen chair]