Sunday

Mope Squad America!

Mark My Word: No!

No. No way. Hell no. No money. No vote. Nancy-Reagan-Just-Say-No, no!

Neither Barack "Mopey-Hopey" Obama nor John "No Change" McCain will get my vote after last night's ring kissing at Rick Warren's Saddleback megachurch.

Fuck both of you ass-kissing, sell out losers. I mean just when we thought Bush-Gore or Bush-Kerry was a huge fucking joke we get these two clowns. In fact, I will swear at your TeeVee ads. I will lecture your telephone callers. I will burn your mailings.

Have I quit democracy? No. Do I hate America? No. But after all we've been through in the last eight years and to end up with these two? Oy-vey! I will vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger before I vote for these babies. I would vote for Mike Huckabee or Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich or Jesse Jackson or George W. Bush before I'd vote for McCain or Obama.

Sack up, America. Evolve out of your slime.

What am I talking about? Read it yourself: [clicky] My purpose driven life will be to help America grow up.

And don't even say that Hillary wouldn't have done it because you know she would have.