The Speech


United Sates of Obama.

Was he wearing boots to kick so much ass?

The dude is smooth. The dude is fearless. He's no Gore. He's no Kerry. He's no Dukakis. He's no Walter Mondale. He may even be badder-ass than Clinton. The dude is...just the dude!

I can see John "No Change" McCain in my mind all wearing in his boxer shorts and wife-beater undershirt watching his little black and white TeeVee with his little tyrannosaurus arms shaking and muttering how "that darkie's gonna get it" while flipping off the TeeVee with a crooked, rigid, and tiny middle finger. Cindy all drinking gin and tonics in the corner, not giving one shit like Teresa Heintz.