Who's Killing All the Black Men?

What's killing all of America's black men? Or, should I ask, WHO?! Huh? Who?

What am I talking about? Look at the EVIDENCE:

Bernie Mac (August 9)
Issac Hayes (August 10)
LeRoi Moore (August 19)
Gene Upshaw (August 21)

It's a conspiracy! Should anything happen to me (even though I'm mostly Jewish and Filipino), call the U.S. Department of Justice. If I survive August, I'm going to spend the rest of my life searching for the real killers, like OJ (if he survives August).

Who's next? Oh shit!