It Just Showed Up On My House

So I ran outside to chase down an SUV because the driver threw a can of Mountain Dew out the window and into the street. I didn't catch him so I put the can on his friend's car. I put people's cigarette butts on their windshield wipers too. Don't disrespect my neighborhood. I won't stand for it.

As I returned I noticed that a wizened frog had taken up residence on my window sill. OK, thanks stalker-giver. Karma rules the universe.