Ask Ty...April 29 [The Mulatto Solidarity Product Line Question]

It must be Tuesday Thursday, Middlespace Cadets, because I'm answering your questions
Q: Dear Ty,

I like your "America's Black Friend" shirt, they are very funny. But can you also make something funny for your fellow mulattoes?

- Rhiannon
Ty: Good question and an even better observation, Rhiannon. True, we are the Mulattoes of America. True, my "Black Friend" shirt is a bit misleading since I'm half black at best. True, and unlike our president, I selected more than one box on the 2010 census form. In fact, I selected three of 'em. If Barack was only going to check on box, he should have really poked the 'Bagger crowd in the eye by only selecting the white one.

So, Rhiannon, just for you and everyone who wants to purchase one, I created something not-so-funny actually:

It says, "Mulattoes - widely regarded as the most beautiful people in the world." That's science, look it up: [clicky]. And it's so true, Rhiannon, just like you. Someday I'll get to a Quadroon product line...for our children. And some "one-drop" gear for the future.

Just a guess,