Annual Update

The Russian Nurse Schtick

Today I had the Russian nurse facilitate my annual. The officious one.
Not a "hot Russian nurse" like "in the movies" but a Russian nurse.
Burly, like Russian tank. Thick accent, dahlink. Can take and dish a punch.
Played tricks with or on me for sport, I presume. (Silly American "bleck")

Brought up "disaster in Haiti" then said, "breath smooth please for EKG."
Asked me "why upset today" then took my blood pressure.
I think she warmed to me though. At least she let me keep my socks on today.
Shot only hurt a little. "No cryink like baby, please" was my instruction.
[2008 Annual]