What the Hell?!

What the hell is this on my head?

Everyone has a different guess. It kind of itches, kind of tingles?

Maybe the government came in last night and implanted thought tracking chips. Maybe.

Maybe bugs have laid eggs. Maybe.

I don't remember bumping my head. But, often one forgets stuff after a bump. Maybe.

Hopefully it's not a "grooming issue." Am I dirty? Eeewww.

Maybe this is what happens during the balding process. Maybe.