Everyone is Pregnant

Currently there are four people I know - no, wait, let me count again... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - there are five people I know that are pregnant (who are pregnant). One with twins for crying out loud.

Doesn't anyone listen to me? Stop procreating! What's wrong with you people? Keep your damn pants on!

Whatever...congrats to all (but stop it!). Good luck with you and all your damn babies.

The hubris of you people to think you should repopulate this planet. It's not a competition, people.

What is this, bird flu?