Closing Ceremonies

OK, just for a minute imagine:

What if amid all the fireworks and spectacle of the Olympic Closing Ceremonies from Beijing, China would have nuked the stadium? Just BLAM-O! All mushroom cloud and everything. Pancaked the stadium and laid waste to all of Beijing. All on the TeeVee for the world to see.

Hello new crazy world superpower. Who would then fuck with China? Huh? Not even crazy-ass president John "No Change" McCain would.

Then, of course, China would take the Olympics back in 2012 and then Jerry Hsu would have to save us all from Martian doom (with his skateboard).

C'mon, I'm just sayin'...