All About Santa Cruz (in case you forgot)

"A lot of times people who grew up in Santa Cruz have way crazier ideas about what it means to act nice at home. You ain’t from California, but you know about Santa Cruz, right? It’s one of those beach towns where the cops drive black and white ’68 Beetles and care about who Wavy Gravy is. It’s like, the chicks seem kind of hot—in a loose, homemade sarong kind of way—but real quick you discover that they go ass-bat crazy if someone gets started on the topic of antibiotics or Ghostbusters (chicks from this town are WAY uppity about having never seen Ghostbusters, like it was some kind of intellectual bragging point)."

- Raymond Q. Smuckles, Achewood