"...i think i've heard something like you mean..."

And now for a word from the president from his very first press conference (click images for his majesty's "eloquence with words"):

Barack Hussein, all with his smooth brother style and his...his lips. The man is doper than three of the Beatles combined. He is like the black Ronald Reagan now.

Says BDW, "Oh yeah, just remembered. I woke up this morning and exclaimed "Japan!" I was so fucking mad I had rolled over and woken myself up. I was just about to catch a ride north with the wealthy American to meet with you at the monastery."