25 Random Things About Me

25 Somewhat Random Things About Me
(a bit stolen from the Facebook crowd)
in no particular order

1. I really dislike all fake-friending "social networking" interweb things like Facebook & Linkedin & Twitter.
   
2. I am a liar and a thief (I totally stole that phrase from somebody); but I'm an awful liar and a very good thief.
3. I may be the most competitive, opinionated, narcissistic person you I ever met.
   
4. I really do have a superiority complex even when I'm pretending that I don't.
5. I know and like most of the songs from High School Musical 1-3.
6. I never took the SATs.
   
7. I made $20/hr. teaching private music lessons when I was a high school Jr. (1982).
   
8. I'm going to start saying "sacrebleu" a lot now because I'm a total dork.
   
9. When I was a kid I'd pretend I had amnesia, now that I've had it, it's still pretty funny.
   
10. I'm a lifelong workaholic and would work 20 hr. days if I could.
    
11. I know people more talented than myself who I actually like (they're my friends).
    
12. If I had the money, I'd buy a lot (more) shoes.
13. I have never believed in god or a god or gods.
    
14. I have wanted to be white and I have wanted to be female but I'm really happy being a half-black/half-Jew male.
15. I am as sexist as I am racist.
16. Watching most sports bores me to tears but playing sports is awesome.
    
17. College was way too easy.
18. I dislike most children.
19. I'm totally introverted but nobody ever believes it because I overcompensate.
20. While I was a competent skateboarder I blow at snowboarding and surfing.
21. I'm not really "expert" at anything.
    
22. I hate holidays but I love my birthday.
23. I don't want to be old and feeble.
    
24. Twenty-four is my very favorite number.
    
25. I love my friends, all six of them (because they're talented and I steal all their ideas -- you can figure out who the Oceanic Six are).