Tuesday

Oookie


The three objects I have most wanted to find in my life:

1. Critical thinking disguised as irony and sarcasm.

2. A fist full of cocoa.

3. A decent WiFi signal.

Nature has fun with me from time to time. Once I threw a baked potato three feet in the wrong direction. This weekend it was so much pollen up my nose I thought I was gonna snot an oak tree.