Monday

Thank You Jack White (For The Phono-graphic Records That You Sent Me)


I said, "Thank you Jack White
For the phono-graphic records that you sent me."
It shined so bright
That I couldn't help believin' I would ever play it.
And when I finally opened it up
My whole brain was aglow
And I said, "Thank you Jack White
For the phono-graphic records that you sent me."

(all the way from Nashville with a little dead spider)