Friday
Thursday
The Mixy Vol. 1
Vol. 1, Part 3:
"Headphones are good a thing."
-historic typo
The Mixy Vol. 1 from Ty Hardaway on Vimeo.
Audio - The Mixy Vol.1 here [clicky]
"Headphones are good a thing."
-historic typo
Wednesday
S-s-s-something from the Emailings
"I would have said, "Really? Those two 'songs'?"
-Middlespace Cadet, Robin New York
S-s-s-something from the Emailings
"Today's posting is why you really need to open comments again. They would have been priceless!"
-Middlespace Cadet, Robin Florida
Ask Ty...March 2 [The Big Show]
It must be Tuesday Wednesday, Middlespace Cadets, because I'm answering your questions
Q: Dear Ty,
It is the day of your funeral.
Friends and family gather around to watch a photo slideshow of your life.
If you could choose only one song for the background music what would it be?
-Grayman
Ty: Good question and an even better observation, Grayman. Funeral music, huh? Do you know something I don't? Am I dying? Oh yeah, we're all dying! [rimshot]
Shit, Grayman, not only do I have to decide when it's time to pull my own plug (because I refuse to be a feeble, warehoused, toothless, sack of skin waiting to die while some underpaid "nurses" abuse me and lie to my kids about my care), but I have to plan a dang slide show and coordinate the music too? I thought living was work (flossing and eating salads and ignoring people), but dying is like real work. I don't even get paid for the labor.
But I already have this shit all prepared, Grayman!
[Clicky the big show image for the big show music]
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| Music: Judge Brennan 1, 2003 |
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| Music: Judge Brennan 2, 2003 |
Give everyone headphones too. Better yet, people can stream this "slide show" whilst listening to the "music" I so carefully prepared and have a "virtual" funeral; and people can comment here [clicky].
And, no, I'm not dying anytime soon.
Just a guess.
-ty
Tuesday
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