La Madre de Sánchez


This is my mother. I do not know her. I've met her like three times. We've exchanged texts. But she may be the most influential person in my existence. While my father has famously declared, "Blood is thicker than mud," I'm certain he was referring to himself. But, the magic wildcard angel pixie is this one. Clearly the real one. We're cool with things. I've thanked her for the genes.