Monday

Oh Thank God!

Email exchange post-TERROR PLOT FOILED!

Outgoing: HEY! How are things going? How was the flight -- CODE RED a problem?

Incoming: Code Red should be called Code Crap. I arrived almost 4 hours early and sat for 4 hours waiting for my plane. No line and NO SECURITY check of my bags which had 2 prescription eye drops in my carry-on.

[Wait till the election]