Thursday

Triple Post - Holy Cow!

1) Dear Mr. Crazy Begging Homeless Guy: a critique on your technique:

Uh, I probably wasn't going to give you any money begging on the island at the intersection of the Rockville Pike and Pooks Hill Road. And, your cardboard sign sucked. Been done - "Homeless, please help. God Bless!" Old but not cool enough to be old school, okay?

You were doing fine with the scraggly hair and dirty clothes. The crazy eyes probably didn't help. People don't roll down windows for crazy eyes. Try, sad eyes next time.

But. Flipping off the traffic? Bad form. You're never gonna get any money flipping off your crowd. You're not Miles Davis (or, maybe I didn't know you were the Miles Davis of Crazy Begging Homeless people - zilly me).

Just a thought.

2) The B's Morning Drive Playlist - this morning ("over and over"):

Cars - Gary Numan
Sugar is Sweeter - CJ Bolland

Jocko Homo - Devo
Cold Beverage - G.Love

3) I forget the third:

But it probably had something to do with a BlackBerry - quote of the day yesterday by me:

"I'm getting so many emails from Vice Presidents; it's like I'm giving away a BlackBerry."